Who am I and why do you care?
Seriously, don't you have something better to do?
Well, you probably don't care and probably shouldn't. I'm a creative writer with a bleakly cynical sense of humour and an appreciation for the aesthetically pleasing. I studied History at Simon Fraser University in British Columbia and Creative Writing at Simon Fraser's continuing studies program The Writer's Studio. I am a contributor at Pilcrow Magazine and work for Traction on Demand as a Content Specialist.